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I do not like this new look O.o

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Fact 1
- I look at Till Lindemann at least once a day.
Fact 2
- My middle name is Lee.
Fact 3
- Avenged Sevenfold's album "Nightmare" is one of my favorite albums, and I always get a little teary by the end.
Fact 4
- I have cat eyes (no slit pupils or third eyelids though lol).
Fact 5
- One day I hope I can attend a RAMMSTEIN concert!
Fact 6
- I was bitten by a dog before, someone poured Listerine on my hand, and I remember thinking "Jeez, I hope no one drank from the bottle".
Fact 7
- I love Miso Soup.
Fact 8
- Midori and Club Soda is like a Melon Soda that gets you drunk Love 
Fact 9
- I'm probably just going to talk about alcohol now since I enjoy a nice drink.
Fact 10
- Although alcohol has nothing on Rammstein, the ultimate drug... but have you tasted rootbeer float shots? Day-YUM ABSENCE OF MIND. 

1.Which band do you like most?
RAMMSTEIN (it's preferred that their name is in capslock, AS GOD INTENDED).
I have many favorite bands, but they are my number 1 band and I adore them.

2. noot noot…

3. sprichst du deutsch?
Ich wünsche! Für jetzt, es ist Google und Worte, die ich abholen.
Eines Tages werde ich vielleicht nicht faul sein und lernen!

4. wenn du es tust, bist du cool.
Vielleicht eines Tages?Wish 

5. are cats better than dogs?
Cats are great, I have four of them... but dogs always seem way more excited to see you!
Cats play it sauvé too much... "Oh, YOUR here... well, you can pet me if you'd like... it's not like I LIKE you or anything Saya Tokido (Tsundere Blush) [V6] !

6. kühlschrank.

7. do you know apecrime?
They sound cool from the video I listened to (like a German Lonely Island), but I don't watch or listen to many YouTube personalities or parody songs (I know YouTube is choking with them!).

8 or spacefrogs?
Nein, but they look like they have some amusing videos :)

9. gronkh?
I don't watch any "Let's Play" videos either, sorry ^^;

10. turtles
I have one... 15 years old! His name is Mr. Turtle (Herr Turtle if you're bein' fancy wit it) and he very well may be a girl... a grumpy little... lady? God he's going to come after me... NEIN! NICHT DIE KRALLEN!

Questions~! Yes, that's right, questions for YOU! And if you call right now, I'll throw in two BONUS questions ABSOLUTELY FREE! You're not going to find a deal like that anywhere else, folks!

1. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
2. Make-up, necessary or pain in the ass?
3. What kind of music player do you have, and how many songs do you have?
4. If you have an iPod/iPhone, what's the wallpaper for your lock screen and home screen?
5. Favorite piece of "band merchendise"?
6. Favorite snack?
7. How clean do you keep your spaces? (work space, desks, bedroom)
8. Have you ever been overseas?
9. How do you feel about flying?
10. How do you feel about family history? Would you say you ever studied your ancestry?
*11.  Have you ever tried Jägerschnitzel? (so gut :yummy:)
*12. What is your best feature?

A truely random dump of questions :P

I hate tagging people! But let's seeee....


  • Listening to: Rein Raus - Rammstein
  • Reading: Articles - Cracked
  • Playing: Tomba!
  • Eating: Cocoa Roast Almonds
  • Drinking: Water


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Let's kick this journal off with an interesting little tidbit: At least five strangers have a video of me getting spanked in a loud, dimly lit room. That's right, another trip to fabulous Las Vegas has come and gone, and this one brought some very fun experiences... going to the Mob Experience, getting the chance to work for a big Mob Boss and get flirted up by an Irish police officer, going to the amazing Hofbräuhaus for delicious Jaeger Schnitzel, two enormous beers, and a Jägermeister/Spank combo, and seeing Criss Angel appear and reappear (okay, I make fun of him, he's a bit cheese haha). Halloween was, as usual, great in the city of Sin <3

Now I've been back in the real world for awhile, job is still riding my ass, but it's alright and having my own money is nice. My laptop feels like it's on it's last legs, it's about five years old or so... hopefully I can find one for a good deal soon. Why are they all touchscreen nowadays?! It tacks on at least a $100 for something I find very useless and unnecessary... I want a laptop, not an iPad.

Anyway, any artistic endeavors have been sparse lately, but I hope to get back on that horse soon. How was your Halloween spent?

  • Mood: Nervous
  • Listening to: Sehnsucht - Rammstein
  • Playing: Pokemon X
  • Drinking: Water

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x-Memoire-x Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:wow:Thanks for the fav!:woohoo::hooray:
Hope you have a nice day!:hug:
xxlPanda Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks a lot for the fave! \o/
NocneIgraszki Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
Thanks for the fav .:Pink pastel heart: 
fictograph Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Professional Filmographer

Thank you for favoriting a piece from my Kickstarter!

It’s an 300+ page art book about a shapeshifter convict and a bankrupt princess unraveling the link between magic and science. I’ve been working on it for five years and now the project is ending in a few days!  I’m really grateful for everyone’s contributions and support like your faves (especially people who've been following since the start of the project!)! So thank you! :D (Big Grin)

DangoMango Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Professional General Artist
Cheers for the fave! :D
YuukiCross28 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student Artist
Thank you very much for the fav~!
ElenaDeNard Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
thank you for the fave!!!Th Th060 
SalemJones Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're very welcome~!
ColorfulArtist86 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Filmographer
Thank you for the :+fav: :)

Happy 86th Birthday, Mickey Mouse! by ColorfulArtist86  
SalemJones Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome!
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